winchesterboysss:

5/50 Bela caps

danfreakindavis:

obama is fucking done with all this bullshit in that last gif

One day we were fighting some imaginary monkeys in this lodge in the middle of Hawaii, when suddenly Jennifer let out this god almighty scream. She thought something had hit her in the bum. As it turns out, my trident whipped her in the ass.

harry potter and the deathly hallows part i + beautiful scenary

"I didn’t lose a friend, I just realized I never had one."

—(via fawun)

"hey you wanna come over and watch a movie"

—age 16-24 year old american male mating call (via officialcrow)

plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

mockingjalie:

"Peeta, this is your home. None of your family has been heard since the bombing. Twelve is gone. And you´re calling for a cease-fire?" I look across the emptiness."There´s no one left to hear you."

snorlaxatives:

THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ARE THE PEOPLE WHO NOTICE WHEN YOU’RE EMBARRASSED AND BLURT OUT “YOU’RE BLUSHING” LIKE YES IM EMBARRASSED THANK YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT TO EVERYONE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Tiny Hand